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02-02-2010, 04:42 PM
Stardust Wrote:If a conservative doesnât like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesnât like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesnât like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they donât like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believe r, he doesnât go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless itâs a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like heâs in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, heâll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because heâs âoffendedâ (p.s. and call you a racist).
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Conservative vs Liberal - by Stardust - 11-02-2009, 12:57 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Wildcatk23 - 11-02-2009, 01:45 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by hawg laig - 11-02-2009, 04:52 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by bad hop - 11-03-2009, 07:05 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by TidesHoss32 - 11-03-2009, 11:22 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Truth - 11-04-2009, 01:56 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by OrangenowBlue - 11-04-2009, 02:03 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by congressman - 11-04-2009, 02:53 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by NEXT - 11-04-2009, 03:05 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Wildcatk23 - 11-04-2009, 03:08 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by NEXT - 11-04-2009, 03:09 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Wildcatk23 - 11-04-2009, 03:17 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 11-04-2009, 03:44 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Wildcatk23 - 11-04-2009, 04:04 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by NEXT - 11-04-2009, 05:34 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by hawg laig - 11-04-2009, 05:39 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by hawg laig - 11-04-2009, 05:42 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Matman - 11-04-2009, 06:49 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Wildcatk23 - 11-04-2009, 10:30 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Old School - 11-04-2009, 10:52 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Wildcatk23 - 11-04-2009, 10:55 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Wildcatk23 - 11-04-2009, 11:37 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 11-04-2009, 11:55 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Hoot Gibson - 12-28-2009, 12:30 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 01-07-2010, 10:57 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by ImagineThat! - 01-11-2010, 11:27 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 01-11-2010, 01:48 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by vundy33 - 01-11-2010, 08:14 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 01-12-2010, 12:19 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 01-12-2010, 08:31 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 01-12-2010, 01:18 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 01-12-2010, 01:24 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 01-12-2010, 10:36 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 01-31-2010, 02:16 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 01-31-2010, 08:09 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Stardust - 01-31-2010, 08:29 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Hoot Gibson - 01-31-2010, 08:55 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-01-2010, 09:48 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by BIGREDDAWG - 02-01-2010, 10:56 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-01-2010, 10:59 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Matman - 02-01-2010, 04:59 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-01-2010, 05:07 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by BIGREDDAWG - 02-01-2010, 06:11 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-01-2010, 06:18 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Hoot Gibson - 02-01-2010, 08:36 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by ImagineThat! - 02-02-2010, 01:06 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 03:20 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by BIGREDDAWG - 02-02-2010, 03:36 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 03:41 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 03:48 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 04:31 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Westside - 02-02-2010, 04:42 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 04:51 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 05:00 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 05:09 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 05:16 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 05:23 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 05:24 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 05:27 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 05:30 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 05:33 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 05:35 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 05:43 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 05:45 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 05:52 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-02-2010, 05:58 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Mr.Kimball - 02-02-2010, 06:11 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 02-02-2010, 07:27 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by BIGREDDAWG - 02-02-2010, 09:35 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 02-03-2010, 12:55 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Hoot Gibson - 02-03-2010, 01:11 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 02-03-2010, 02:06 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by thecavemaster - 02-04-2010, 03:25 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Aslan - 02-11-2010, 07:15 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by TheRealVille - 02-11-2010, 08:48 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Hoot Gibson - 02-11-2010, 09:11 PM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Joe Friday - 02-12-2010, 12:03 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Aslan - 02-12-2010, 03:00 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Aslan - 02-12-2010, 03:09 AM
Conservative vs Liberal - by Matman - 02-12-2010, 08:59 AM
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