[Truth]

Walleye differs from Squid and gapman in that he doesn't wear little maroon shorts and maroon tinted glasses. The latter two are far too sensitive when it comes to posts not necessarily favorable to that ancient tradition. They, particularly Squid, always overreact. Words like "hate" are far too strong. Actually this continual need to jump to the defense of your favorites is amusing. I don't think anyone else takes these posts, most of which are done with a wink of the eye and with tongue in cheek, seriously. Lighten up, boys. It is not a sin to avoid praying to the little maroon statue. If everyone bowed to that "tradition", life would be quite boring.

Still if Squid is ever missing, just let me know and I'll make a post. That, as is usually the intention, always brings him out of his hiding place.