[bucslover68]

You might be a Mountaineer Fan if:

1. Every time they stop the school bus you are riding, they try to underpin it.

2. You introduce your sister and wife to your best friend and there is only one woman standing there.

3. You realize the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia, because if it had been invented in Kentucky, it would be called a teethbrush.

4. You haven't won anything meaningful ever.

5. You realize that they call it "Almost Heaven, West Virginia", because it's right next to Kentucky.

6. You realize P Pat and the rest of the 'Cats beat your butt last year.

7. You about lost all your WVU linemen in a truck wreck in the New River.....They couldn't get the tailgate down.

8. You really believe Bill Stewart is the long-term answer at head coach and don't laugh.

Seriously, my father is a pastor, who ironically enough lives in Williamson, WVA. now. In 1992, the Sunday after Duke beat UK, he began his sermon with this quote, "Isn't it ironic that in a state where basketball is a religion, UK got beat by a man named Christian". In 1998, when UK exorcised the "Demons" and went to the Final Four, I called him a little bit after 7pm and his church members were all huddled around the radio listening to the end of the game before starting church......GO 'CATS.