[crazytaxidriver]

Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one.

"I sure do," he replied and reached in his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow," said his friend, "where did you get that monster?"
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"

He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will the genie said, so the friend asks him for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the man's pocket and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks.

About this time a duck walks into the bar, followed by another and another duck. Before long the bar was filled with ducks. They were everywhere.

The friend tells his buddy, "what's goin on, I asked for a million bucks not a million ducks."

"Oh i forgot to tell you, the genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think i asked for a 10 inch bic?"