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FRIENDS VS KENTUCKY FRIENDS



FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Always bring the food.



FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.



FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Cry with you.



FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking,
laughing, and just being together.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'



FRIENDS: will visit you in jail.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you.

FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house
then come spend the night with you in the hospital
and cook for you when you come home.



FRIENDS: have you on speed dial

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: have your number memorized.



FRIENDS: Are for a while.

KENTUCKY FRIENDS: Are for life.