[Jshort5]

OK here we go LOL!
A Cincy couple were getting divorced last year and the proceedings were getting ugly. The couple were battling for custody of there only child. When the child took the witness stand the judge asked "Do you want to live with your mom?" "No she beats me" The child replied crying. "Well what about your dad?" "No!" said the child "He beats me too". The judge scratches his head and asks the child "Well, who do you want to live with?" "I wanna go live with the Bengals" said the child "Beacuse they cant beat anybody!"

LOL :3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls vagina.

When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an ******* under a steelers hat!":lmao: