[HAIL PIKEVILLE!]

FOR ALL STEELERS FANS:
In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade
teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers
Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if
they are Steelers fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into
the air with one exception.
A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
different.
"Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy. The
teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a
proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little
perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy
why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are
Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."

OK here we go LOL!
A Cincy couple were getting divorced last year and the proceedings were getting ugly. The couple were battling for custody of there only child. When the child took the witness stand the judge asked "Do you want to live with your mom?" "No she beats me" The child replied crying. "Well what about your dad?" "No!" said the child "He beats me too". The judge scratches his head and asks the child "Well, who do you want to live with?" "I wanna go live with the Bengals" said the child "Beacuse they cant beat anybody!"