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FOR ALL STEELERS FANS:
In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade
teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers
Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if
they are Steelers fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into
the air with one exception.
A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
different.
"Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy. The
teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a
proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little
perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy
why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are
Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."