[Jshort5]

Sorry bro you are mistaken ..We beat the Reds and Harang 7-2 on the 29th..it was a great day to be a Pirates fan. Any day we win is a great day to be a Pirates fan. We have about 70 great days a year..but this year its gonna be different. We're gonna pull a Major League (the movie) and win 105 games, the division, sweep whoever's in our way in the NLDS and the NLCS, then I can see it now...game 7 of the series. Bostons Josh Beckett on the mound. Bottom of the 9th, 2 outs, with the Red Sux leading 3-0. Beckett, with a no hitter going, walked one, then a fielding error by first baseman Kevin "Buckner" Youkilis, and another walk loads the bases. And Xavier Nady unloads a 700 foot homerun and you will hear the magical "THE PIRATES WIN THE SERIES! THE PIRATES WIN THE SERIES! OH MY GOD THE PIRATES HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES!" from now until forever. It will be more awesome than that "the Giants win the pennant" garbage..and a Pirate curse will be put on the Red Sox and their crying fans will whine about what bad breaks they get from now until eternity. The curse will extend to New York, and will cause the Yankees ownership to declare bankruptcy, sell the team to Holcombs Ice Cream Bar, causing to move the team to Isom, where they will get rid of all of their $400 million/yr players, and relegate them to the cellar..mark it down. Its all gonna happen.

But before the ball goes over the fence, a sudden hurricane force wind gust hits the ball and in left field guess who catches it....[Image: http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/baseball/mlb/...artman.jpg]...THATS MR. STEVE BARTMAN TO YOU!!