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Two Kentucky boys are playing football when a rabid Rottweiler attacks one of the boys.



Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.



A Lexington Herald-Leader reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. 'Young Wildcat Football Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,' he starts writing in his notebook.


'
But I am not a Wildcat football fan,' the little hero replies. 'Sorry, but since you were playing football, I just assumed you were a fan', says the reporter. He starts writing again.

'

Young Wildcat Basketball Fan Saves Friend From Horrific Attack,' he jots in his notebook.

'

I am not a Wildcat basketball fan either', the boy responds.


'NOT A WILDCAT BASKETBALL FAN?' the reporter cries, falling back in shock.

'Are you telling me you live in Kentucky and you don't like football or basketball?' '

Oh no sir', the boy answers, 'I love both those sports, but the team I root for is the Louisville Cardinals.

'

The reporter starts a new page in his notebook and writes, 'Little Redneck ******* Kills Beloved Family Pet'