[hawkamania]

Well, one of my buddies took a trip to Germany over Chirstmas break, he drank way too much of that good ole German beer, got out on the street and decided he needed to take a leak. being intoxicated, he noticed a nice car, and whized on the tires. Turns out, this was the Archbishop's Ratzinger's car, who is the new pope. He almost got arrested, and now he can say he pissed on the popes car.

I thought this was hilarious, i laughed for days.