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I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.

His new nurse,

Evelyn , took me to an examining room

and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me, I sat down.
While waiting, I observed that there were three items
on a stand next to the exam table:[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][I]a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.[/I][/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=2][SIZE=3]
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When the doctor finally came in I said,
"Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the

K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for,[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]

[SIZE=2][SIZE=3][SIZE=2]but can you tell me what the BEER is for ?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=2][SIZE=3]

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At that, Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed
over to the door
He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse......

Darn it Evelyn

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[SIZE=2][SIZE=3][SIZE=5]I said a BUTT LIGHT "[/SIZE][/SIZE][/SIZE]