[phs1986]

NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread
and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard
business.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress.
[B]
[B][B]One of the hillbillies looks at her and says 'Kin ya swallar?' The [/B]
[B]woman shakes her head no. [/B]
[/B][/B][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]
[B][B]'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her [/B]
[B]head no. [/B]
[/B][/B][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]
[B][B]The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, [/B]
[B]yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a [/B]
[B]lick with his tongue. [/B]
[/B][/B][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]
[B][B]The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the [/B]
[B]obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, [/B]
[B]the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. [/B]
[/B][/B][B] [/B][B] [/B][B]
[B][B]His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that there 'Hind Lick [/B]
[B]Manuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it. ' [/B][/B][/B]