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04-13-2005, 11:17 PM
How do you know when it's "bedtime" at Michael Jackson's house?
The little hand touches the big one.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
When does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go shopping?
When boys pants are 50% off.
Why did Michael Jackson phone Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
How does Michael pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue.
I got these off of that site Cali told us to go to about our birthdays "this day in music"
The little hand touches the big one.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
When does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go shopping?
When boys pants are 50% off.
Why did Michael Jackson phone Boyz II Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
How does Michael pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue.
I got these off of that site Cali told us to go to about our birthdays "this day in music"
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Michael Jackson Jokes - by football05 - 04-13-2005, 11:17 PM
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