[theswag]

Half the time im on the phone with my male friends, im in the bathroom.

I sleep swear.

I sometimes go commando when i practice football.

i can suck a Ramen Noodle through my nose and pull it out my mouth.

I lie..... not alot, but more than i should.

I have a porn stash hid away better than Area 51.

i have thought about murder...seriously.

i am a very emotional person when it somes to funeral's and wedding's.

I have loved someone so much i cried because i found out they didnt love me back.

if i have to fart in school, i wait till i get in the hallway(J/K'ing)

i take food from the lunchroom and stick it in my pockets.

I work hard at school, but dont pass always.

i read when i am in the bathroom.

i have a HUGE stack of magazines in the bathroom.

i have a shy bladder.

i dont like to go in the bathroom at school cause i have a shy bladder, and i cant go when there is a bunch of people there.

I am afraid to sleep without a TV and a fan on, cause i hear every little sound.