[thecavemaster]

HOW TO BE A PROFESSIONAL LIBERTARIAN: A HANDY GUIDE TO HAVING YOUR IDEAS GRACE THE FINEST POLITICAL JOURNALS

Step 1
Take any statement about any progressive program created at any point in the last hundred years:

*"State run health care takes healthy people to provide care for the sick."
*"Affirmative action means to give racial minorities social advantage."
*"Women are trying to be paid equally with men."

Step 2
Add an exclamation point:

*"State run health care takes healthy people to provide care for the sick!"
*"Affirmative action means to give racial minorities social advantage!"
*"Women! Are trying to be paid equally with men!"