[BlackcatFootball]

1. NAME - Blackcat Football
DATE OF BIRTH - 6/3/1990
2. HEIGHT - 6 Foot
WEIGHT - She won't be interested, its a surprise.
I.Q - Genious
G.P.A. - 3.6
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # 460-56-3648
DRIVERS LICENSE - I prefer you to drive sir.
4. BOY SCOUT RANK - Master Sargeant
5. HOME ADDRESS - 825 Blackcat Blvd.
CITY/STATE - Prestonsburg, Kentucky
ZIP - 41653
Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? - Yes
If No, EXPLAIN ________________________________________
7. Number of years your parents have been married - 17
8. Do you own a van? No - A truck with oversized tires? No A waterbed? No
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? - No
(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
Whatever time you need be in SIR!

10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? Don't go below the belt. Anything above their is open for touch and feel.

11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? Do not touch my body.

12. Church you attend - Yours
How often do you attend? When you do.
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister?On your terms.
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)

a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is face.
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my nose.
c) A woman's place is in the bedroom.
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is criminal record.
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is your daughter's beautiful eyes which she got from her mother.
(NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? Coach

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.

Blackcat Football (AKA- Clark Kent)
Signature (That means sign your name)