[pillsburythrowboy]

Some one sent me this on myspace and I loved it figured I'd share it..........

Your from Pike Couny when...................


-Your idea of a traffic jam is 10 cars waiting to pass a coal truck on a mountain.

-You wait all year for April... because you know that means one thing: HILLBILLY DAYS.

- You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it.

- You think everyone from a bigger city has an "Northern accent."

- Friday night football games are required for conversation in Sunday school.

- Going to Wal-mart is a favorite pastime known as "goin wal-mart in" or off to "Wally World."

- A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or coke ... it's a Pop, regardless of brand or flavor.

- You "warsh" your clothes.

- Your English teacher says things like "Y'all" and "Ain't Got None"

- No matter how bad UK's basketball team actually is, you still believe they'll pull it off and make it to the Final 4 anyway.

- In the summer you don't wear shoes

- Every time you hear Family Tradition you throw your hand in the air and give a hillbilly scream no matter when or where you're at....

- You refer to Pikeville as "P-Ville" and Prestonsburg as "P-burg".

- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

- Your teachers call you by your older siblings' names.

- You never use a clean word when a "cuss" word would work just as well!

- The 3rd is considered a county wide holiday

-Hurricane Creek is pronounced "hur-i-cun"

-Marrowbone is pronounced "mar-bone"

- Noone REALLY knows how to get to Allegheny

-You know who Marlow Tackett is

- You smell something that resembles a fart, a coffee, and a dead cat, and think Kenny Crutches is nearby.

- Everyone knows who Wayne T. is

- You've call Ronnie Ford a chicken

- You leave, and you miss the thousand Eric C. Conn billboards.

- You've been yelled at by the movie theatre rent-a-cop.

- You hear that they're going to put in a new business, thus getting all excited and then "aw ****, it's a Staples."

- Your ears don't have the ability to pop anymore when the elevation changes.

- A Mini Mall consists of a "poo hall" and a furniture store

- The answer to a question is a strong "no" it is instead pronounced "neeeewww."

- You know who Dave Mulligan is and enjoy his platform shoe

- You cry at night because you cant decide between dorsie's or dairy cheer

- You know that reynold's produce still sells tab cola and has the one and only pickled corn you'll eat

- You still go to great lengths to have food city birthday cake imported to your birthday parties in lexington

- Your lunchroom served cornbread and pinto beans and even sometimes sauerkraut and weiners!

- You attended your first Bluegrass concert at Deskin's Motors

- A $10,000 reward goes out for a missing attorneys manikin

- The life of Jesco White doesn't seem that far fetched

- You've noticed a black guy and his son dressed exactly the same at a Basketball game

- You find your self having to explain what a food city is when you're anywhere away from pike county.

- You know 3/4 of the people in this group, and if you don't know someone, their name sounds familiar to you.

- You get excited if you see Dr. Don... anywhere!

- You go off to college, someone asks you where you're from, and you have to spell it because they think you're saying 'pot county'.

- When your version of the American dream involves moving a double-wide in back of your mom's trailer

- Your entire family goes to Walmart for the Black Friday sale!

- When your honeymoon consists of a case of beer and a trip to Dog Fork

- Everywhere u go they make fun of how u pronounce your "I"s in The word Pike, right, night, light, or anything else that sounds like that..

- You stand beside your crotch rocket or s-10 in the movies parking lot every weekend.

- You say you're going to the mexican...and everyone knows what you're talking about

-its ok to say the "N" word as long as u do it in the jerry hall voice

- You say the name fuzzy and everyone knows who you're talking about.

- Your from pike county when you have been to the same rehab as your dad

- You don't go to school from December to March due to "inclement weather"

- Nothing is odd about a fourwheeler being driven on the main road

- You can go 2 miles in any direction and find a church.