[Old School]

And, of course, since that flag in the background was made in China and the lapel pin in Taiwan, it is the full measure of
patriotism. "Your flag decal won't get you into heaven any more..."

Now how do you know the flag was made in China and the lapel pin in Taiwan? Are you just assuming that they were, if so you know what happens when you assume things.

I don't know what faith you believe in, if any, but I've never known of a flag decal getting anyone into heaven, could be a liberal thing, I don't know.