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[B]Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:[/B]


"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."





In a Podiatrist's office:


"Time wounds all heels."





On a Septic Tank Truck:


Yesterday's Meals on Wheels





At a Proctologist's door:


"To expedite your visit please back in."





On a Plumber's truck:


"We repair what your husband fixed."

On a Church's Billboard:


"7 days without God makes one weak."





At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :


"Invite us to your next blowout."





At a Towing company:


"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."





On an Electrician's truck:


"Let us remove your shorts."





In a Nonsmoking Area:


"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

At an Optometrist's Office:


"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."





On a Taxidermist's window:


"We really know our stuff."





On a Fence:


"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"





At a Car Dealership:


"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."





Outside a Muffler Shop:


"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."





In a Veterinarian's waiting room:


"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Restaurant window:


"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."





In the front yard of a Funeral Home:


"Drive carefully. We'll wait."





At a Propane Filling Station:


"Thank heaven for little grills."





And don't forget the sign at a


Chicago Radiator Shop:


"Best place in town to take a leak."