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Fly Swatting
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Fly Swatting - by Midee1 - 02-17-2007, 01:27 PM
Fly Swatting - by -STAT- - 02-17-2007, 01:32 PM
Fly Swatting - by cards_athlete - 02-17-2007, 05:26 PM
Fly Swatting - by BC75 - 02-18-2007, 03:35 AM

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