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02-17-2007, 10:22 AM
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic beverage containers:



1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.


2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.


5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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Warning Labels - by Midee1 - 02-17-2007, 10:22 AM
Warning Labels - by BelfryJustice - 02-17-2007, 10:26 AM
Warning Labels - by -STAT- - 02-17-2007, 02:40 PM
Warning Labels - by Batpuff - 02-17-2007, 02:55 PM
Warning Labels - by thetribe - 02-17-2007, 08:53 PM
Warning Labels - by Midee1 - 02-17-2007, 09:21 PM
Warning Labels - by thetribe - 02-17-2007, 09:23 PM
Warning Labels - by Midee1 - 02-17-2007, 09:39 PM
Warning Labels - by warriorpride - 02-18-2007, 02:46 AM

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