[BFritz]

These remind me of the "there's your sign" section of Blue Collar TV:
> >I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
> >for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at
> >a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
> >buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free".
> >She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
> >
> >They walk among us and many work retail.
> >
> > ===================
> >
> >One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
> >one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked
> >up at the sky and said, "Where?"
> >
> >They Walk among us!
> >
> > ====================
> >
> >While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
> >agent which direction was north because, he explained, he
> >didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
> >She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
> >When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
> >and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
> >"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
> >
> >They Walk Among Us!!
> >
> > ====================
> >
> >I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
> >I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
> >call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed
> >is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded,
> >"Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I
> >said, "Uh, Pacific."
> >
> >They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > ====================
> >
> >My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
> >through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in
> >the trunk.
> >
> >They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > ====================
> >
> >My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the
> >cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
> >The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and
> >gave us a 20% discount.
> >
> >They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > ====================
> >
> >I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area,
> >so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman
> >there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and
> >told me not to worry because she was a trained
> >professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
> >asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
> >
> >They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > ====================
> >
> >While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering
> >a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if
> >he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He
> >thought about it for some time before responding.
> >"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
> >to eat 6 pieces."
> >
> >Yep, They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > ===================
> >
> >AND........ they reproduce!