[scavanger]

Being a Mountaineer fan and all my sister told me this one but I suppose you could change the names and make it work. Here goes.....

A family of Pitt Panther fans go to a suburban shopping mall for christmas shoping. The parents tell the kids to pick out one gift that they would like to get for christmas and show their brothers and sisters. The first store they come to is a sporting goods store. The yonugest boy (about 6) sees a lonley WVU #5 jersey hanging in the corner and falls in love with it and decides from that point on he wants to be a mountaineer fan. So he picks up the jersey and shows it to his big sis tells her he wants it and she smacks him in the head. Then he shows it to his big brother and gets the same result. Last he shows it to his mom and little sis and tells them he is a recent WVU convert and they both start to cry. Hearing the commotion the dad comes running over to see what has happened. After hearing what the little boy wants and says the dad smacks the boy in the head and says "ain't no kid of mine ever gonna own a WVU jersey. Go to the car and think about what you've done." About an hour passes and the family returns to the car. On the drive home dad says to the little boy "Have you done any thinkin'?" The little boy says "yeah." Dad says "well what do you think?" The boy says,"I think all those mountaineer fans are right. I've only been a Mountaineer fan for about an hour and I already hate you Pitt S.O.B.'s".

oh man! you guys are tellin some good ones. iwish i could make somthing up like that.