[BoondockSaint]

A Belfry fan and a Pikeville fan happen to run into each other on a beach. They both happen to be going the same way, so as they are walking down the beach they start telling old high school football stories. You know, the ones about the good ole days.

Suddenly, the two men look down and see a golden vase. At the same time, both men reach to grab it. They jerk and wrestle over the vase for a few seconds, and then a genie pops out.

The genies says to the men, "Who released me from this awful vase, I must grant you one wish?"

The two men, both felt they deserved the wish, so they explained how the genie came about being released. The genie shrugs his shoulders and agrees to let both of them have one wish.

The Pikeville fan goes first and says, "All I want is a wall 10 ft thick & 100 ft high built around the city of Pikeville." The genie nods his head and says, "It is done."

The Belfry fan asks, "How high did you say that wall is?" The genie assures him that it is 100 feet high. "OK", says the Belfry fan, "fill it up with water".