[bball fan]

On the first day of school, the teacher asks the first graders to stand up and tell the class what their daddy's do for a living. The first little boy says, "My dad is a fireman." Then a little girl stands up and says, "My daddy is a policeman." Another little boy from the back proudly says, "My dad is a banker." Finally, after everyone else had spoken, a really shy little boy quietly stands up and says "My dad is a stripper at a gay bar." The teacher was shocked and didn't know what to say. She tried to just forget it but after class, she couldn't resist but to ask the little fella about his dad's job. The teacher says "Is your dad really a stripper at a gay bar? The little boy kept his head down and quietly said, "No, I was too embarrassed to tell you what he really does......."He plays professional football for the Cleveland Browns."