[BoondockSaint]

Here is a little Johnny joke.

On the first day of school the 1st year teacher walks into the classroom wearing all her Pikeville Panther gear. Gleefully, she asks how many children in the class are Pikeville Panther fans.

All of the children raise their hands, with the exception of one. "Well", says the teacher, "just what team might you be a fan of?"

Lil' Johnny says, "Mam, I was born and raised a Belfry Pirate, and I'll be that way until the day I die!"

The teacher shoots back, "why in the world are you a Pirate fan anyway?"

Lil' Johnny says, "My grandparents are Pirate fans, my dad & mom are Pirate fans, and when I have kids they are going to be Pirate fans, too."

So then the teacher says, "Well, do you think that if your parents were Panther fans that you would be one?"

"Heck no," says Lil' Johnny, "I'd be a moron!"