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Excuses on why Valley didnt win...it was cold, the blue on their uniforms is way too blue, the bleachers squeaked, the locker room doors were too heavy to open, Coach Saunders forgot his "how to run up a 70 point win against a real team" book, they had four players out (like it ever matters), their spelling teacher kept them 9 seconds after the third period bell, the tacos at school werent soft shell, the white lines on the field kept tripping them, Clinton isnt the president anymore, Laettner hit the shot against UK, they cancelled the Mary Tyler Moore show, they found out Rocky Balboa wasnt a real boxer, the hot chocolate sold at the concession stands got cold after 20 minutes, oh yeah....and Belfry cheated.

This may be the FUNNIEST POST I HAVE EVER WITNESSED ON BGR!!!!!! CLASSIC TIDESHOSS and the Laettner shot was classic because they probably do use that one as much of a basketball school "AS THEY ONCE WAS"! Just classic..BELFRY, WAY TO SHOW CLASS AND NOT RUN THIS ONE UP AS EVERYONE KNOWS YOU COULD HAVE DROPPED THE CENTURY-BOMB ON THEM!