[TOUCHDOWN]

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street, and they see a sign on a store which reads,
"Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each."

Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take'em back to Lexington sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune.
Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Ohio drawl so's they don't know we is from Kentucky." They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Ohio drawl, "I'll take 50 of
them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and....."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Kentucky, ain't ya?"
Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba....
"How come you knowed that?"
Because this is a dry-cleaners."