[Bat Masterson]

A little boy goes into the drug store
puts a box of tampons on the counter
and tells the clerk he wants to buy
them for his little brother as a birthday
present.

The puzzled clerk asks him how
old his little brother is and the boy
tells him Johnny is 5.

The clerk grins and tells him that
Johnny would probably like a baseball
or a water pistol much better.

The little boy says, nope, I want this.
The TV commercial said if you use these
you can swim and ride a bicycle. And
Johnny can't do either one of those things.