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A Short Quiz

This short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell
you
whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT
that
difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have
answered the
question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
whether you
tend to do simple things in an overly complicated
way.





2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant,
and close the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer. Correct
Answer:
Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in
the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to
think through the repercussions of your previous
actions.





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
the
animals attend... except one .. Which animal does not
attend?



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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests
your
memory.





Okay even if you did not answer the first three
questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show
your true
abilities.





4. There is a river you must cross but it is
inhabited by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you
manage
it?





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Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
across.
Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are
attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you
learn
quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of
the professionals they tested got all questions
wrong, but
many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson
Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
theory that
most professionals have the brains of a four year
old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart
friends.