[Old School Hound]

I was just kidding about the torpedo bats—-but it turns out Elly did have a shipment of them come in and used them for the first time in this game! I swear if he stays healthy this year, even if he’s swinging a broomstick, I think he will push Ohtani for MVP. He’s just that talented and fun to watch, and would be my favorite current MLB player no matter what team he was on.

Guys like Elly are a rare breed. One of those generational talents. Enjoy the years that we have him here.