[Old School Hound]

In other words, I'm guessing he's a Republican?

Yeah, but that has nothing to do with my view of Tom. No one that has known Tom for as long as I have likes him. Someone on here posted last year that there's probably not five people in Corbin that would have anything good to say about him. I don't think you could find anywhere close to five Corbinites now that would have a good word about Turkey Tom. He showed his true colors early on in life. How would you feel about a snake in the grass that quit on his football team and didn't even tell his administration ahead of time?  Dave Cox told me to my face that Tom left everyone of them unaware of his intentions.  Left the kids without without a coach until June 6.  Old Turkey Tom got the ass beatin' of his life the night he tried to screw my girlfriend (at the time) in a car at the back of the parking lot of the old A&P grocery on Master Street. They were about to get down and dirty to "The Stroke "by Billy Squire. Chased him  from the A&P  , through town,  and caught him at the Piggly Wiggly on South Kentucky and beat his ass. The only thing he was stroking that night was his own Loaf. No paradise by the dashboard light for Tommy at the A&P. 
 
Tom came into this world causing people to hate. When Tom was born, the doctor slapped Tom's mother.

You should have bought him a beer for getting you away from that girl.

True .  Pretty apropos that she got caught at a grocery store trying to get ol' Tom Turkey to stuff her ballot box. She could out eat a man twice her size, and she wan't small herself. I hear she married her an architect, who kept her warm, safe, and dry(and well fed, I hope).

I'm impressed anyone could work a line from Same Old Lang Syne into a post. One of the greatest songs of all time.

I might very very well be a sick son of a b!tc%(hell, I know I am), but Jet will be the first to tell you of my 70's and 80's music prowess.