[Hoot Gibson]

The first thing that I learned to cook in an elementary school home economics class was hot dogs and pineapple chunks. It requires 3 ingredients, hot dog slices, pineapple chunks, and wooden tooth picks. You spear one hot dog slice and one pineapple chunk (about the same size), and then broil them until the hot dogs are brown.

I still fix them occasionally. Pineapples go with just about any meat.