[Hoot Gibson]

In an eleventh-hour decision on Sunday, the Inauguration of Donald J. Trump has been moved from the Capitol Rotunda to the interior of a Tesla Cybertruck.
The change of venue, dictated by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), means that only people with a net worth of over 100 billion will be able to attend.
“There’s room for me, Zuckerberg, and Bezos, but, unfortunately, not JD Vance,” Musk said. “I usually don’t let employees to work remotely, but JD will be allowed to call in.”

 The decision to hold the Inauguration inside the electric vehicle pleased Trump, who estimated the number of people inside the truck at 4 million.

I see where Trump's former VP Mike Pence will attend the sh!t show today, he needs to show Trump the escape route the last time he was in this building, definitely needs to show JD the way out.

The voters made a big mistake when they elected a walking corpse who was physically and mentally unable to perform the job of president. 

Of all the former presidents present at Trump's inauguration, Biden was the most feeble by far. Biden is barely more alert than Jimmy Carter.