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The Night Before Christmas
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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
The whole damn family was drunk as a louse
With mom in the whorehouse and dad in jail
I had just sat down for my twelfth glass of ale

When all of the sudden I heard such a clatter
I sprang from my wife to see what was the matter

......(it gets worse)
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The Night Before Christmas - by Granny Bear - 12-24-2024, 08:15 AM
RE: The Night Before Christmas - by Westside - 12-24-2024, 01:17 PM
RE: The Night Before Christmas - by Spud6 - 12-24-2024, 03:46 PM
RE: The Night Before Christmas - by jetpilot - 12-24-2024, 09:59 PM
RE: The Night Before Christmas - by jetpilot - 12-24-2024, 10:01 PM
RE: The Night Before Christmas - by plantmanky - Yesterday, 11:50 AM
RE: The Night Before Christmas - by Westside - Yesterday, 05:17 PM

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