[phs1986]

1. you have to be a little insane
2. willing to take verbal punishment
3. willing to be a dad to 50 boys
4. willing to be driven crazy by kids who wont keep their grades up.
5. willing to work for 17 cents an hour
6. willing to loose sleep
7. willing to clean up everything
8. willing to mow a very large field
9. willing to use your own money to buy things
10. willing to be frustrated

These are the real requirements for a coach these days

OKAY... here we go....
1. I qualify for this one....
2. Talk doesn't hurt my ears.....
3. Can we change this to mom?
4. I work at school....
5. Will work for free for the kids.....
6. Sleep... WHAT'S sleep???
7. Do it all the time at the ballfield and home (when the boys are visiting)
8. Yep... ridin lawnmowers are AWESOME
9. How many Big Mac meals was that now??
10. There are always rewards for all the frustration you feel when you deal with kids.

Wasn't being a smart butt just thought this would be a cute comeback!! LOL....