[Old School Hound]

Here's a thread to discuss the numbers when the vote count starts coming in on Tuesday evening. I am an election night nerd.  Always have been. I watched the returns every four years with my grandparents , beginning when I was just a kid of 10. That was Nixon/McGovern. That one didn't go the way I wanted. Even as a kid I could see Nixon was a crook who was headed for trouble. To this day,  I still gobble  up election returns like a disciple gobbled up bread at the Last Supper  .   What are you gonna be doing on Election Night? I hope you will join me here in this thread to talk about the returns.

I've already purchased two pounds of cheese and six bottles of wine, and made an appt. with my psychiatrist on Monday. By the time the evening is done on Tuesday, I'll be loaded with booze, extra sharp cheddar  , a plethora of serotonin inhibitors, and a perpetual pyroclastic flow of unmitigated hate. When the clock strikes midnight, I won't be able to pontificate, assimilate, punctuate, or defecate.

I hope I survive election night so I will be able to witness our first female chief executive. History is in the making. Join me here Tuesday night , as I get drunker and more constipated as the night goes on. In the very unlikely event that Trump pulls off an upset, you might get to witness a meltdown for the ages, right here on BGR. I will have plenty of meds handy to help mitigate a potential crisis event.

It should be an interesting night on the old political forum Tuesday evening. I hope to see you all here.    ---OSH

P.S.  Will Old School still be able to type legible words by the time the election is called for Harris???

You're not off to a good start. You misspelled Election in the thread title. You should have saved the wine for election night.

LOL   I've not hit the booze , yet.  Yeah, I noticed that as soon as I posted it. As Milli Vanilli mimed, I blame it on the rain .  Or maybe my heavy E finger.

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Didn't your boy Bush jr and Dick start the 2 wars you were all in for? Have you ever found those Weapons of Mass Destruction you claimed Iraq had? Bet they are with those rigged ballots you was once again claiming in the 2020 election.
Biggest reason military recruiting is down the economy is so good. Please try to keep up.

Please try to stick to the thread topic. I am not a sycophant like you, who worships a party or a candidate, so I don't take criticism of any politician personally the way that you do. Start your own Iraq War thread if that is what you want to discuss.

See where you didn't object to your 2 wars you was all in for instead more of your duck, dodge, and spin.
Any updates on those WMD or those rigged ballots or just more of your horse sh!t.

Maybe you should ask the Cheneys those questions, and the rest of the medicine supporting Team Bien-Harris. They are campaigning for Kamala, not Trump.

Medicine =neocons and Bien = Biden I forgot to spell check the autocorrect.

Who will be drunker Tuesday night, Old School or Hoot?   

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I remember years ago.  We'd sit in the living room at mom and dad's.  We'd have a single dim light bulb burning.  Tuned into the local radio station.  Listening as the results come in.  That was around the time we only got 3 TV stations.  Occasionally we got four if the weather was right!

Now election coverage is all day and carries into the next day.  Like watching the Super Bowl,  coverage all day.  Which really,  election coverage has already been going on for awhile now. 

OSH,  although we are on different sides this election,  you'd still be a cool guy to watch election coverage with    If Trump wins I'd be there to try and calm you during the melt down! If Harris wins,  you won't have to worry about me melting down.  I'll just grab a couple of lanterns and head out fishing 

I've not voted yet,  I always look forward to heading to the polls.  For such a monumental historical event,  as a election,  I wished they gave something more than a sticker,  that says I voted lol !  I'm probably one of the few who actually saves those things as souvenirs.

  You're a good dude.  Fun person to talk with.  I can't wish Trump well but I certainly wish you well.