[Old School Hound]

Let's talk about what's really important here. Is Old School the only one that's gonna talk about the dwarf in the room? Was that not the weirdest-looking referring crew ever in the history of sport? For a moment I thought I had paid a quarter to peep behind the glass at a carnival freak show. I mean it was surreal. The white hat was like 4 ft 11 in tall and 250 lbs. Another guy looked like a 5 ft 4 inch, 20 y.o. diminutive version of Michael Bolton back when the singer still had hair. This guy was just a bit taller than the munchkin ref and had long curly , out of control hair that looked so weird under that ump's cap. And both of them just waddled around the field like a couple of penguins on the coast of the Galapagos Islands.

For just a moment, I thought I had been transported to Munchkin Land. At halftime I was expecting the trio of striped freaks to meet at the fifty yard line and start serenading the dozens in attendance with "The Lollipop Guild." The white hat even sounded like a Munchkin on the mic. " Weird, weird -looking crew...