[King Kong]

If you don't check the lawnmower gas before you mow. You probably will run out of gas.......  Lawnmower gas is that important.

Ol Karl from Sling Blade said it well 

Man I wish I knew how to post a meme right now 

I love mustard and biscuits, so watch what ye say.

I reckon I just had me some of them there french fried pa taters! Some of the biggens!

I have went thru a few drive thrus in the past ordering in Karl's voice. 
Really embarrassed the wife Miss Kong whenever I done that 

I recently did an interview on the radio, and I said I sound like Slingblade. I didn't realize i was that bad.

I have a big time southern drawl accent.  Many people around here do but mine really sticks out, a lot! I know this but every time I listen to a recording of myself talking,  it still catches me off guard lol