[Hoot Gibson]

On the forum of Blue Grass Rivals,
Were twins who'd engage in reprisals,
Old School Hound, far left wing,
"The Outsider" would bring,
Fake Republican views, but no denials.

Like Patty and Cathy, so identical they seem,
The BGR pair shared a political dream,
For "The Outsider," a mask,
Old School Hound's secret task,
A burner account, but the ruse lost its steam.

For the forum members knew of their game,
The twins' political views were the same,
These identical cousins,
Caused smirks and eye-rollin',
Their ruse fooled no one, just added to flame.

   
Yes, they're cousins, identical cousins all the way.