[jetpilot]

"I can throw a ball through a hoop from 30 feet away but I don't have the qualifications to run a lemonade stand much less have the second most important job in the USA. Plus I just caused zillions in losses for a bunch of investors as a paid shill for FTX, the biggest scam in history. Lucky for me there are tens of millions of mind-numbingly ignorant voters out there whose minds have been hijacked and are hopelessly unable to think for themselves who would hand me the keys to the country in a heartbeat."