[fatpatfan]

[Image: https://media0.giphy.com/media/ZzvmSrCZS7uco/giphy.gif] Bolz ole Fatpat had a bad feeling after watching a fellow Patriot fan hit the ole speedbump trickery at Pippy!Speed bumps were a mother on the ole shortbus and carried over into the game!No excuses as Bakey and company won the district.Pats poisoned by some type of juice cuz we played as flat footed as ole Fatpat waiting at the buffet!We didnt move and offense was as stale as the ole cheese puffs from Garfields bruthas!Negative wowza!Gotz to move the ball and defend and freaking move to rebound!Patriot nation forever! #feetgluedtofloor #ballwontcometoyouforrebound #movetheballandmove #neverdoubthoneycuttaintheregion #hurstbeingrepaired More mash taters please!!!