[Old School]

If you ever get caught napping on the job here's a few excuses you may want to use.

1) They told me at the blood bank this may happen.
2) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
3) I'm in the management training program.
4) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
5) Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out the solution to our biggest problem.
6) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
7) I was just testing my eyelids for holes. So far I haven't found any, bust I must keep looking.
8) Whew! Guess I left the lid off the Liquid Paper.