[MikeHonchoLives]

WOOOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOO Boys!

You better get to Augusta early, if you are trying to get a seat for this thrashing of the Panthers! After years of stalemate because Augusta the: "Participation Trophy" Panthers won't seed like a bunch of cowards, Bracken County decided we werent afraid, and now we're COMING TO YOUR CITY!

It's going to be the rowdiest atmosphere you've ever seen. H*ns*n (His name is a cuss word at my house! He ruined the last 4 years of BC basketball and I'll never forgive him.) will be wearing the refs out, because we all know Reed's boys will have his kids on the floor begging for mercy!

Coach Reed, #MyPresident said it best when he said "We hate Augusta!" Those no good river lovin tourist boys won't know what's coming when the Reed Bunch rolls through town. We'll take their town, then we'll take their girls. Probably not, because the women in that town are ugly, but we could if we wanted to!

I think the best matchup of the night though, might be Tara Reed (our First Lady) vs Karla Hinson. These two coaches wives have been snipping at each other on social media, and it could turn into a great side show!

What a time to be a Polar Bear baby!!

First things first though. A warmup against the Blue Jackets, then, after the 2nd best coach in the 10th, PDirty Kelsch works the Panthers over with his incredible Deming team... Then it's time!

The next day? We'll make light work of Benedict Elsbernd and his Wildcats from FoulMouth.