[turkeysalad]

I'm sure that they are sad that you are embarrassed by them. You'll really be sad when Dudley smokes your hind end.

Dudley Hilton is an amazing coach, not at the U of Pikeville, against any team not whittling atop a mountain, or with "county" not at the end of their moniker, but, yes, fantastic at "busting hind ends".

You do realize that in order to win 3-A, Hilton will actually have to compete against schools located near actual Hiltons, correct? Hilton's record is spectacular, until, you know, a rationale person actually looks at the teams he has beaten, and more importantly, the fact that he has never competed against any team, of any moderate level, in the three largest counties in the state (Jefferson, Fayette, and Kenton).