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12-15-2018, 04:55 AM
Santa is being phased out. He can improve his approval numbers by firing half of his reindeer and hiring minorities, gays/transsexuals, illegal aliens and never Trumpers and getting a gig on MSNBC and/or CNN and getting a tax passed of $2 on every package delivered and $5 if it's in the inner city. Oh yeah and he has to say his Christmas work has nothing to do with God and he's all for making the official holiday of December 25th officially called Xmas and all churches are required to be closed.
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'Modern Santa' - by RTS - 12-14-2018, 04:55 PM
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'Modern Santa' - by RTS - 12-14-2018, 05:04 PM
'Modern Santa' - by jetpilot - 12-15-2018, 04:55 AM
'Modern Santa' - by jetpilot - 12-15-2018, 05:01 AM
'Modern Santa' - by Westside - 12-15-2018, 01:43 PM
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