[Bob Seger]

Where Have All the Tomcats Gone

Where have all the Tomcats gone, long time passing
Where have all the Tomcats gone, it's not been that long ago.
Where have all the Tomcats gone, OD'ed on catnip everyone,
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn.

Where has NotsoBADCAT gone, long time passing
Where has NosoBADCAT gone, it's not been that long ago
Where has NotsoBADCAT gone, Eagles kicked his Tomcats everyone
When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn.

Where has the "Proud One" gone, long time passing
Where has the "Proud One" gone, it's not been that long ago
Where has the "Proud One" gone, Eagles were not so "soft" after all
When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn

Where has ole T-CATS gone, long time passing
Where has ole T-CATS gone, it's not been that long ago
Where has ole T-CATS gone, jilted by Q-Baker for the prom
When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn

Where has Dickie Martin gone, long time passing
Where has Dickie Martin gone, it's not been that long ago
Where has Dickie Martin gone, said Matney's a cheater to everyone
When will he ever learn, when will he ever learn

Where have all these lunkheads gone, long time passing
Where have all these lunkheads gone, it's not been that long ago
Where have all these lunkheads gone, said this is "THE YEAR" to everyone
When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn


[SIZE="1"]*Sincere apologies to my great uncle Pete Seeger, for butchering his song.

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