[MikeHonchoLives]

You guys should quit your day job and go apply at The New Yorker Magazine. They specialize in satire and fiction work. You guys would be perfect for them. 😂😂

Thanks for the encouragement, unfortunately, ESPN and The athletic have both rejected my writing the last few years. They insist that no one bleeds Polar Bear Blue like me, and that there isn’t a “national” audience for stories about what Coach Brausch has for breakfast, (Wheaties, the Breakfast of Champions, obviously)

But I’ve got over 75,000 words ready to be published as soon as i find a publisher who finally understands what magic is happening here in Brooksville!