[Bob Seger]

I see Matneys offense run every Saturday morning in the 5-6 year old flag football league I referee. This offense is highly complex, not only can you hand off right, JC will even hand off left. Next year, I heard they were going to add a new wrinkle called going on the 2nd hut. I feel sorry for the rest of 4A if they successfully master this as well as they have the hand off.

And I've seen you referee some of those games. You seemed to have trouble figuring out which way was left and which way was right until one of those 5 year olds corrected you.

And then there's the comment from some of the older kids in the game, you know the 6 year olds.I didn't quite hear it all but one of the kids commented something about an ass and something about a hole in the ground. I'm sure you caught the whole comment though.